straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)
I get my nose poked into today
it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”
*fills a coconut with shower gel*
you ask me what my favorite animated character is . i look at you grimly, and begin to sweat. you ask again. what is your favorite animated character. i remove my wallet from my pocket and give you a look taht begs you not to do this. you repeat the question. i open my wallet. a tear streams down my face. the list covers seven city blocks. people are screaming.
trying to look cool in public with a friend like
i had to go through 200 pages of my blog to fins this