The Dork Knight >

bluetenantsmith:

the titan pyrrha returns

Time to go to hell

swqadie:

Watch out or you’ll miss the bus. I packed you a great lunch Full of complete proteins

lipgloss-in-my-veins:

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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dwayne-the-mineral-johnson:

Dick harder than beating Dark Souls

ladygaga-vevo:

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

SLAM DUNKED

kingsdarga:

fuckin cool guy

kingsdarga:

fuckin cool guy

fuckyesdeadpool:

gforcejedi:

i’m sorry
i’m really sorry
but who the fuck is deadpool

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thekimmeh:

spirit-of-the-trees:

wantedlupin

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?

bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

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sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

september 1st, 12:00am