The Dork Knight >

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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gokuma:

matk0210:

original transformers (Xerion 5000)

■Farm equipment transformers = transfarmer

Awwww! I hope he/she has whole bunch of tractor babies

ninihohoho:

hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day

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I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT

b-itch-y:

madeupmonkeyshit:

reblogging for the nigga in the back

he dont know wus going on yet he just starts groovin lol

OMG

theskinnyartist:

rookiemag:

Relationships Are Work

A beginners’ guide to being a good partner.
Words by Emily, illustrations by Ana.


Rookie comic!! Enjoy :)

theskinnyartist:

rookiemag:

Relationships Are Work

A beginners’ guide to being a good partner.

Words by Emily, illustrations by Ana.

Rookie comic!! Enjoy :)

I get my nose poked into today
Yay peircings

guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

sadsexypotato:

*fills a coconut with shower gel*

aesthetic

midousujiapologist:

you ask me what my favorite animated character is . i look at you grimly, and begin to sweat. you ask again. what is your favorite animated character. i remove my wallet from my pocket and give you a look taht begs you not to do this. you repeat the question. i open my wallet. a tear streams down my face. the list covers seven city blocks. people are screaming.

buzzfeed:

lol parents   [x]

i-am-sher-221b-locked-in-berk:

trying to look cool in public with a friend like

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thoracs:

i had to go through 200 pages of my blog to fins this